Kmart has Red Vines.

I was really excited today because I noticed something as I went into Kmart to buy shoes with my mom and sister. They actually sold Red Vines! I was really excited and got myself some. I feel like tomorrow will be one of those days where I go, "Would you like a delicious... RED VINE?" and be serious about it. RED VINES... WHAT THE HECK CAN'T THEY DO?

(Don't get it? Watch "A Very Potter Musical" and "A Very Potter Sequel"!)

(I'll get you started)

-Sam Rho